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BISEXUAL FEMALE ON BOARD
Oct. 29th, 2007 10:29 pmBack where I am originally from, there's an excellent used bookstore. I like the kind of used bookstore where I can buy tons and tons of trashy books, not places with a bunch of rare, high falutin' crap. Even though I haven't lived there for years, I would go wild whenever I went to visit family.
Well, I never go to visit anyone any longer, so this past weekend, my sister and I decided to try the "local" place. When you live in BFE, local is relative, and in this case it means an hour or so away in the nearest metropolitan area. The store was decent. They have a wider selection of books in general, but their romance section is smaller. The store is also not as nice looking as my old favorite, but the prices are cheaper. The people behind the counter were kind of weird though. However, I know that due to the lack of teh moneys in the used bookstore bizness, the store I used to frequent relied a lot on volunteers, and hey, you take what you can get.
One woman was so short my sister called her (not to her face, obviously) the dwarf, and she kept going on and on about some dog rescue organization she was part of (Ellen DeGeneres, is it you?!). This included the dog psychic that they were using to help an animal they'd placed who had bitten six people. I'm not a psychic, but I have a solution for dogs that attack people: it's called euthanasia. The woman who wasn't a dwarf jsut kept smiling and nodding. I couldn't tell if she actually agreed or if that's just the way she is... she did a lot of smiling and nodding when we made out purchases. Anyway, the best part of the whole trip was on the way back.
We got behind an old, shitty Ford Aerostar van. In white sticker letters, like you can buy at the hardware store or whatever, someone had spelled out on the back window: BISEXUAL FEMALE ON BOARD. It was being driven by a late-middle aged bald man.
I'm doing NaNoWriMo this year... and I think everyone on the forums is a loser. It's depressing, because I don't know anyone that's doing it IRL, so I thought that I could find some internets peoples. However, they are all retarded 14 year olds, or they have the most retarded plot ever and talk about their characters like they are real people. Seriously, were-turtles? I guess I'm just too bitchy for solidarity.
Well, I never go to visit anyone any longer, so this past weekend, my sister and I decided to try the "local" place. When you live in BFE, local is relative, and in this case it means an hour or so away in the nearest metropolitan area. The store was decent. They have a wider selection of books in general, but their romance section is smaller. The store is also not as nice looking as my old favorite, but the prices are cheaper. The people behind the counter were kind of weird though. However, I know that due to the lack of teh moneys in the used bookstore bizness, the store I used to frequent relied a lot on volunteers, and hey, you take what you can get.
One woman was so short my sister called her (not to her face, obviously) the dwarf, and she kept going on and on about some dog rescue organization she was part of (Ellen DeGeneres, is it you?!). This included the dog psychic that they were using to help an animal they'd placed who had bitten six people. I'm not a psychic, but I have a solution for dogs that attack people: it's called euthanasia. The woman who wasn't a dwarf jsut kept smiling and nodding. I couldn't tell if she actually agreed or if that's just the way she is... she did a lot of smiling and nodding when we made out purchases. Anyway, the best part of the whole trip was on the way back.
We got behind an old, shitty Ford Aerostar van. In white sticker letters, like you can buy at the hardware store or whatever, someone had spelled out on the back window: BISEXUAL FEMALE ON BOARD. It was being driven by a late-middle aged bald man.
I'm doing NaNoWriMo this year... and I think everyone on the forums is a loser. It's depressing, because I don't know anyone that's doing it IRL, so I thought that I could find some internets peoples. However, they are all retarded 14 year olds, or they have the most retarded plot ever and talk about their characters like they are real people. Seriously, were-turtles? I guess I'm just too bitchy for solidarity.
